{"product_id":"crystal-chaos™-custom-healing-but-chaotic-deck","title":"Crystal Chaos™ Custom Healing (But Chaotic) Deck","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e52 cards. 52 crystals. Zero sugar-coated spiritual advice.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrystal Chaos\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e - the healing crystal deck for people who want their metaphysical guidance with a little less \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003elove \u0026amp; light\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and a little more \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e“No, B*tch. We’re dealing with this today.”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach deck contains \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e52 Crystal Chaos cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, pairing crystal energy and metaphysical properties with brutally funny, chaotic messages designed to make you laugh, call yourself out and maybe accidentally heal something along the way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut here's where things get even more chaotic...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOUR DECK WILL NEVER BE MADE AGAIN.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery single Crystal Chaos deck gets its \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eown exclusive card-back and box design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen an order is placed, that design becomes \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eyour edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe next order?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDifferent design.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe one after that?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDifferent again.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI will \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003enever intentionally recreate a previous edition\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, which means no two Crystal Chaos orders will ever look exactly the same.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOUR ORDER = YOUR EDITION\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrystal Chaos decks are numbered in the order they're created:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChaos Edition No. 001\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChaos Edition No. 002\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChaos Edition No. 003\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e…and onward into infinity and questionable decision-making.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour edition number will appear on your deck packaging, so you'll always have proof of exactly where you entered the chaos.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBasically, the earlier you get one...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethe stronger your OG status. 😏\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHAT'S INSIDE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e52 Crystal Chaos Cards\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEach card features a different crystal or stone with:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNO, B*TCH...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe chaotic reality check you probably didn't ask for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMETAPHYSICAL PROPERTIES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThree properties traditionally associated with that particular stone -because underneath the swearing, we're still trying to heal here.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE MIC DROP\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOne final message to send you on your way.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEVERY DECK IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour 52-card Crystal Chaos deck follows the same overall concept and format, but its \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003evisual edition is created specifically for that order.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour card backs and coordinating box artwork will be unique to your numbered edition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's part of the fun.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don't choose your edition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe chaos chooses you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePLEASE NOTE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCrystal Chaos is created for entertainment, personal reflection and spiritual\/metaphysical enjoyment. 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